BioStar: You’ve grown up with BioStar; what are your favorite products?
Kemosabe: It’s a pretty easy job; I lie on the backseat and snooze while Tigger does all the driving and cursing. There have been a couple of times I’ve had to get up and stand on the console and lick her face when she has a meltdown over being lost, or we are driving in terrible weather and she stresses out. Some days she could really use some of BioStar’s Equilibrium. I like visiting the different farms and meeting other farm dogs, and sometimes I get to take a swim in a farm pond. ‘Course I can’t do that in Florida because of something called a “Gator”. I don’t exactly know what a “Gator” is, but evidently it eats Australian Shepherds.
BioStar: You’ve spent your entire life around horses. What are your thoughts on the equines?
Kemosabe: Some of them have a mean right hook. I respect the fact that they are the size of a small dinosaur, but sheesh they can’t even catch frisbees or tennis balls! If I try to play with a horse, it starts snorting “wolf, wolf, wolf”, and then runs away. And the human goes ballistic because the horse is running. Personally, I think horses do this just to get dogs like me in trouble.
BioStar: I heard you have an announcement to make?
Kemosabe: Yes! Finally, I have convinced Tigger to come out with a BioStar Canine line. It will be available in 2013. There will be Optimum K9, Furnace K9, treats for canines, Ligatend K9, and Comfort Zone K9.
BioStar: Any tips you’d like to pass on to your canine friends?
Kemosabe: Never pull on a horse’s tail and don’t ever chase chickens because that will really make your human mad. And always remember that humans can’t function well or happily without us.